My new babies

Ya'll ain't gonna believe what my Mom and Dad brought me. They went and got 2 little baby goats! They are so dang cute. Mom ain't named 'em yet, so I just call 'em babies.

This is me and the girl baby. She is real sweet. She lets me lick her ears. She is real little and drinks out of a bottle. It's kinda funny, though. The other day, I tasted that bottle and it was a little good and a lot gross. I think Mom ought to put some chocolate in there to make it taste better. I wonder if goats can eat chocolate. I can't cause it is bad for me.

This is me guardin' the baby boy. He is a little bit bigger and he is gettin' little horns on his head! They are all pointy and hurt when he punches me with his little head. He punched Kizzie right in her head and made her so mad. She didn't even speak to him all day! He drinks a bottle too.

You know what else? Them little babies eat grass and sticks! Evertime Mom and Dad take them to their pen, they go in there and eat whatever is growin. Mom said they are s'posed to do that, but I don't believe her. That is just weird.

I better go for now. Them babies are sleepin, so I need to take a nap while I have time. Ya never know when they are gonna wake up hollerin for a bottle.

Taz

I hate babysittin.

Ya'll 'member Shannon? The feller that I used to live with? Well, he got 2 new dogs. Their names is Jasmine and Bullet. They are pit bulls like me and they are still puppies. But they ain't as fun as me or as cute. Anyway, Shannon put them in that old pen he built for me. Ha! They found that hole that makes it easy for them to escape. And guess where they came. YEP. Right over here to my house. And they got to come in the house. My mom and dad musta lost their minds. Member what happened the last time Shannon had a dog? Yeah, I ran away! And stayed here!!!

So them dogs came in here and sniffed around and made Chalupa mad and she fussed and griped the whole time. Kizzie ran and got in the big bed so they couldn't get in it. Rudy stayed close to me and tried to help me watch them bad little puppies. Let me tell you, it ain't easy babysittin. Them puppies tried to love on my mom and I had to make 'em move. Then they ate all the food in my bowl! The little pigs. And they scared Lewie and he ran to hide in the closet. Finally, I just let them play and me and Dad and Rudy sat on the couch and watched them. They wasn't real bad then. They just 'splored the livin room.

After about 10 years and 3 days, Shannon came to get them. He told 'em they wasn't supposed to get out of their pen and they looked like they didn't know what he was talkin about. (They ain't real smart.) Then they ran out to the truck and I heard their momma yellin at em to get in the truck. I don't think Bullet did, cause she was hollerin at him the whole time. I told Shannon he owed me $500 million dollars for babysittin and he said he would pay me tomorrow. I just don't believe him though.

them baby chickens growed up

'Member me telling ya'll about them little baby chickens my mom bought back in the spring? Well, they ain't little no more. They are all big and they think they are so smart. They run around in their pen and scratch and talk to each other. Now mom and dad even got some gooses and weird looking chickens that ain't got no feathers on their necks. They all just act like they are so smart and are so busy. They ain't doing nothin like me. They don't help with the horses and they don't guard the house. I don't think they are good for nothin but scratchin in the dirt.





My mom and dad made them a bigger pen the other day-I had to help them cause they ain't real smart about that stuff. Anyway, we made that bigger pen and let them chickens in there. Now, everday, me and mom and dad and sometimes Weagle go in there and talk to them chickens. Sometimes, they get in my mom or dad's lap and I don't like that. They got sharp beaks and they could peck out somebody's eyeballs. (My girlfriend Bebe told me that) So, today, me and mom and dad was in there talking to them chickens and the ducks and the gooses. Well, I laid down to rest and guess what my mom did?? She put chicken food on me! Then them stoopid chickens started eatin off me! It kinda felt good when the girl chickens ate, but when that boy chichen-a rooster, my mom says-did it, he pecked me hard and that hurt. I yelled at him and he fluffed up his wings. I think he was saying something ugly, but I don't talk chicken, so I ain't sure.





If I go back in there tomorrow, I am gonna tell him that I don't 'preciate him pecking my back like that and he better not do it again. And them gooses, well they better just be nice to me. I know all about gooses now and I ain't takin no crap off of none of them. I'll just bite them in their long old necks. But I can't let my mom and dad know that cause they like them gooses. I don't know why. Everbody knows that gooses are stoopid!





I'll let ya'll know if I have to eat a goose or chicken.

Well, me and my mom have been real busy lately so we ain't been "bloggin" much. I been playing with my friends Ashlynn and Bubba. They are so much fun. That Bubba is a nice kid. He brings me food when I am layin on the couch. And he is always droppin food for me. I think he does it on purpose cause he knows I like all the same stuff as him. Cept bananas. I don't like bananas unless it is in puddin. Anyway, them kids are so much fun. And they learned how to go out that little door that me and Lupa use. Sometimes they sneak out so i go with them. We go down and see the horses and the chickens and I have to guard them kids.

The other day, Ashlynn was makin cupcakes for me and my dad and i was so happy cause I like cupcakes. She would give dad one and when I tried to get a bit, she would scream and say NO! I didn't know why until I finally got to taste it. It wasn't even real! It was made out of cloth! And everbody knows you can't eat cloth cupcakes. Sometimes I think she is a little funny. But when she snuggles up with me and pats me real sweet, I just love her.

Hey everbody. Me and my mom ain't had much time lately to tell ya'll about my 'ventures. I ain't had a lot, but guess what?! I am on Facebook now! I got my own page and I play them games and stuff. I got almost more friends than my mom! And one of my friends is a pretty black dog named Bebe. She has big eyes that are the prettiest I have ever seen. She is my girlfriend! 'Cept I don't get to see her in real life, just on facebook.

I also have a new little brother. His name is Weagle, but they call him Little Puss. He is a mean little cat. He is all orange and he thinks he is a tiger. He gets away with everthing. He is a brat! But if I say anything bad to him, my mom gets on to me. He gets gooshy food, and pieces of mom and dad's food; he gets to sleep on the warm blankets and he gets to smack me. One night, I was layin there asleep beside my Dad when something woke me up. It was that stoopid little cat spattin my dangles! I guess he thought they were his toys or somethin. I told him to stop, but you know, he wouldn't! That just ain't right to spat a fellow's dangles while he is sleeping.

I gotta go for now. I think dad is goin to get us some chicken, so I have to go and make sure he goes the right way. See ya'll later!

Me and my Mom saved the day

Hey, everybody. I got to tell you what happened today! Me and my Mom are heroes. Mostly me, but a little bit mom too.

Ok, so it was time to go feed them crazy horses and the chickens. Mom told me to go get the horses and make them come to their feedin' place. Don't know why she told me, I always do it cause that is one of my jobs 'round here. Anyway, I got them and we was going to feed them. But there is a Momma Chicken down there and she's got little tiny fuzzy babies. I got to counting and there was some missing. Mom heard them crying so she went in the pen to look for them. Guess what? The were in one of their water dishes! Two of 'em, all wet and sad looking. They musta got hot and went for a swim, and then they couldn't get out. They looked really sad.

My Mom picked them up and was talking to them. She dried them off a little bit with her shirt and then we sat with them in the sunshine to help them dry some more. I noticed that they still looked a little dirty, so I gave them a bath. They tasted funny. Kinda like a chicken nugget that fell on the floor. Anyway, after I washed 'em, Mom set them in a pile of their food so they could eat. Now, that Momma Chicken was not even caring about them, so I went over to see why she was ignoring them. Know what? She pecked me on the nose! For no good reason! So I went and sat back with my Mom.

We stayed there for a little while until them babies looked like little fuzzy baby chickens again, instead of little mice with wings. Then Mom put them close to their Momma and they ran over to her and started telling her something. I think they were telling her not to peck me on the nose any more cause I saved their little lives and gave them a bath and all. But I'm not real sure 'cause I don't talk the chicken language.

Well, I gotta go. I am gonna try to get Mom to make me a cape. After all, a good hero always wears a cape!

Taz

dad is coming home!

Hey, everybody. I am so 'cited. My dad has been gone for a whole hundred years and he is coming home tonight! I am so glad cause I am tired of being the boss 'round here. The horses have been bad, the chickens won't go where I tell them and the cats are just plain mean. They have been eatin' all their gooshy food and not even leavin me a little bite. Dobbie has been sneaking around and scaring Miracle and then loving on me. I know she just does it to make me think she loves me, but I know that she is gonna smack me later. She is just a mean cat. And she is stingy with her gooshy food.
Even my Mom has not done what I want. She left me outside last night while she went to work. She said it was cause I chew up stuff, but I think she is just trying to make me sweat. It is just too hot outside to play very much. I like to stay in and lay on the couch in front of the air 'ditioners.
Now she is saying she has to go get ready to go get Dad. I hope she takes me. I have never been to an airport before and I need to see why Dad was there for so long. Sometimes I just don't understand humans. They do crazy stuff.
See ya'll later!

Taz