Imma Chicken Hero

I think chickens are just plain dumb. My mom has some goofy little chickens with funny feathers all over their heads. They look like they have sticky up hair dos. Anyway, they got out of their cage this mornin and was runnin all over the yard. My mom was chasin 'em and hollerin at 'em and they just was runnin from her. See! Dumb! So, mom caught them and put them in another pen and when I counted, there was one missin. Mom said it was prolly gone for good and just to not worry.

I decided to patrol the yard and make sure everthing was ok. I saw that bad little cat, Weagle and I went to see what he was doin. Guess what I found? Yep! That baby chicken! Weagle had been watching him, so I made him leave and I waited right there with him til my mom got over there. She was surprised that I found him and was keepin him safe for her. And she was surprised that Weagle didn't eat him!

So, I am the hero again today. I like bein the hero. I really need a cape!

I got more goats!

I got to tell ya'll about the new goats my mom and dad got. They are crazy! It is a boy, Pedro, and a girl, Bambi, and they are bigger than the little baby goat, Brother. My dad brought them in their pen to show 'em to Brother and I went in to make sure they didn't hurt him. Well, them crazy goats ran around and when I tried to make them go over to Brother, they just fell over like they was dead! I didn't touch 'em or nothin! They just got real stiff and *plunk* fell over. They got back up after a minute and ran some more. My mom and dad was laughing and I am glad they weren't mad at me, cause I thought I had broke 'em and I would be in big trouble. Mom said they are Faintin Goats and that they will do that when they are scared. I think that is just weird.

They got another little goat the other day too. She is a little girl named Burrito and she hops all over the pen like a bunny rabbit. And she hollers for them other goats.

Now we have 4 goats. Brother, Pedro, Bambi and Burrito. The other little baby girl goat died and went to heaven. Her name was Sister. We cried and cried, but now I am watchin them other ones to make sure nothin happens to them.

I gotta go and make the rounds and check on everbody.

Taz

My new babies

Ya'll ain't gonna believe what my Mom and Dad brought me. They went and got 2 little baby goats! They are so dang cute. Mom ain't named 'em yet, so I just call 'em babies.

This is me and the girl baby. She is real sweet. She lets me lick her ears. She is real little and drinks out of a bottle. It's kinda funny, though. The other day, I tasted that bottle and it was a little good and a lot gross. I think Mom ought to put some chocolate in there to make it taste better. I wonder if goats can eat chocolate. I can't cause it is bad for me.

This is me guardin' the baby boy. He is a little bit bigger and he is gettin' little horns on his head! They are all pointy and hurt when he punches me with his little head. He punched Kizzie right in her head and made her so mad. She didn't even speak to him all day! He drinks a bottle too.

You know what else? Them little babies eat grass and sticks! Evertime Mom and Dad take them to their pen, they go in there and eat whatever is growin. Mom said they are s'posed to do that, but I don't believe her. That is just weird.

I better go for now. Them babies are sleepin, so I need to take a nap while I have time. Ya never know when they are gonna wake up hollerin for a bottle.

Taz

I hate babysittin.

Ya'll 'member Shannon? The feller that I used to live with? Well, he got 2 new dogs. Their names is Jasmine and Bullet. They are pit bulls like me and they are still puppies. But they ain't as fun as me or as cute. Anyway, Shannon put them in that old pen he built for me. Ha! They found that hole that makes it easy for them to escape. And guess where they came. YEP. Right over here to my house. And they got to come in the house. My mom and dad musta lost their minds. Member what happened the last time Shannon had a dog? Yeah, I ran away! And stayed here!!!

So them dogs came in here and sniffed around and made Chalupa mad and she fussed and griped the whole time. Kizzie ran and got in the big bed so they couldn't get in it. Rudy stayed close to me and tried to help me watch them bad little puppies. Let me tell you, it ain't easy babysittin. Them puppies tried to love on my mom and I had to make 'em move. Then they ate all the food in my bowl! The little pigs. And they scared Lewie and he ran to hide in the closet. Finally, I just let them play and me and Dad and Rudy sat on the couch and watched them. They wasn't real bad then. They just 'splored the livin room.

After about 10 years and 3 days, Shannon came to get them. He told 'em they wasn't supposed to get out of their pen and they looked like they didn't know what he was talkin about. (They ain't real smart.) Then they ran out to the truck and I heard their momma yellin at em to get in the truck. I don't think Bullet did, cause she was hollerin at him the whole time. I told Shannon he owed me $500 million dollars for babysittin and he said he would pay me tomorrow. I just don't believe him though.

them baby chickens growed up

'Member me telling ya'll about them little baby chickens my mom bought back in the spring? Well, they ain't little no more. They are all big and they think they are so smart. They run around in their pen and scratch and talk to each other. Now mom and dad even got some gooses and weird looking chickens that ain't got no feathers on their necks. They all just act like they are so smart and are so busy. They ain't doing nothin like me. They don't help with the horses and they don't guard the house. I don't think they are good for nothin but scratchin in the dirt.





My mom and dad made them a bigger pen the other day-I had to help them cause they ain't real smart about that stuff. Anyway, we made that bigger pen and let them chickens in there. Now, everday, me and mom and dad and sometimes Weagle go in there and talk to them chickens. Sometimes, they get in my mom or dad's lap and I don't like that. They got sharp beaks and they could peck out somebody's eyeballs. (My girlfriend Bebe told me that) So, today, me and mom and dad was in there talking to them chickens and the ducks and the gooses. Well, I laid down to rest and guess what my mom did?? She put chicken food on me! Then them stoopid chickens started eatin off me! It kinda felt good when the girl chickens ate, but when that boy chichen-a rooster, my mom says-did it, he pecked me hard and that hurt. I yelled at him and he fluffed up his wings. I think he was saying something ugly, but I don't talk chicken, so I ain't sure.





If I go back in there tomorrow, I am gonna tell him that I don't 'preciate him pecking my back like that and he better not do it again. And them gooses, well they better just be nice to me. I know all about gooses now and I ain't takin no crap off of none of them. I'll just bite them in their long old necks. But I can't let my mom and dad know that cause they like them gooses. I don't know why. Everbody knows that gooses are stoopid!





I'll let ya'll know if I have to eat a goose or chicken.

Well, me and my mom have been real busy lately so we ain't been "bloggin" much. I been playing with my friends Ashlynn and Bubba. They are so much fun. That Bubba is a nice kid. He brings me food when I am layin on the couch. And he is always droppin food for me. I think he does it on purpose cause he knows I like all the same stuff as him. Cept bananas. I don't like bananas unless it is in puddin. Anyway, them kids are so much fun. And they learned how to go out that little door that me and Lupa use. Sometimes they sneak out so i go with them. We go down and see the horses and the chickens and I have to guard them kids.

The other day, Ashlynn was makin cupcakes for me and my dad and i was so happy cause I like cupcakes. She would give dad one and when I tried to get a bit, she would scream and say NO! I didn't know why until I finally got to taste it. It wasn't even real! It was made out of cloth! And everbody knows you can't eat cloth cupcakes. Sometimes I think she is a little funny. But when she snuggles up with me and pats me real sweet, I just love her.

Hey everbody. Me and my mom ain't had much time lately to tell ya'll about my 'ventures. I ain't had a lot, but guess what?! I am on Facebook now! I got my own page and I play them games and stuff. I got almost more friends than my mom! And one of my friends is a pretty black dog named Bebe. She has big eyes that are the prettiest I have ever seen. She is my girlfriend! 'Cept I don't get to see her in real life, just on facebook.

I also have a new little brother. His name is Weagle, but they call him Little Puss. He is a mean little cat. He is all orange and he thinks he is a tiger. He gets away with everthing. He is a brat! But if I say anything bad to him, my mom gets on to me. He gets gooshy food, and pieces of mom and dad's food; he gets to sleep on the warm blankets and he gets to smack me. One night, I was layin there asleep beside my Dad when something woke me up. It was that stoopid little cat spattin my dangles! I guess he thought they were his toys or somethin. I told him to stop, but you know, he wouldn't! That just ain't right to spat a fellow's dangles while he is sleeping.

I gotta go for now. I think dad is goin to get us some chicken, so I have to go and make sure he goes the right way. See ya'll later!