Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Me and my Mom saved the day


Hey, everybody. I got to tell you what happened today! Me and my Mom are heroes. Mostly me, but a little bit mom too.

Ok, so it was time to go feed them crazy horses and the chickens. Mom told me to go get the horses and make them come to their feedin' place. Don't know why she told me, I always do it cause that is one of my jobs 'round here. Anyway, I got them and we was going to feed them. But there is a Momma Chicken down there and she's got little tiny fuzzy babies. I got to counting and there was some missing. Mom heard them crying so she went in the pen to look for them. Guess what? The were in one of their water dishes! Two of 'em, all wet and sad looking. They musta got hot and went for a swim, and then they couldn't get out. They looked really sad.

My Mom picked them up and was talking to them. She dried them off a little bit with her shirt and then we sat with them in the sunshine to help them dry some more. I noticed that they still looked a little dirty, so I gave them a bath. They tasted funny. Kinda like a chicken nugget that fell on the floor. Anyway, after I washed 'em, Mom set them in a pile of their food so they could eat. Now, that Momma Chicken was not even caring about them, so I went over to see why she was ignoring them. Know what? She pecked me on the nose! For no good reason! So I went and sat back with my Mom.

We stayed there for a little while until them babies looked like little fuzzy baby chickens again, instead of little mice with wings. Then Mom put them close to their Momma and they ran over to her and started telling her something. I think they were telling her not to peck me on the nose any more cause I saved their little lives and gave them a bath and all. But I'm not real sure 'cause I don't talk the chicken language.

Well, I gotta go. I am gonna try to get Mom to make me a cape. After all, a good hero always wears a cape!

Taz

Friday, June 19, 2009

dad is coming home!

Hey, everybody. I am so 'cited. My dad has been gone for a whole hundred years and he is coming home tonight! I am so glad cause I am tired of being the boss 'round here. The horses have been bad, the chickens won't go where I tell them and the cats are just plain mean. They have been eatin' all their gooshy food and not even leavin me a little bite. Dobbie has been sneaking around and scaring Miracle and then loving on me. I know she just does it to make me think she loves me, but I know that she is gonna smack me later. She is just a mean cat. And she is stingy with her gooshy food.
Even my Mom has not done what I want. She left me outside last night while she went to work. She said it was cause I chew up stuff, but I think she is just trying to make me sweat. It is just too hot outside to play very much. I like to stay in and lay on the couch in front of the air 'ditioners.
Now she is saying she has to go get ready to go get Dad. I hope she takes me. I have never been to an airport before and I need to see why Dad was there for so long. Sometimes I just don't understand humans. They do crazy stuff.
See ya'll later!

Taz