Imma Chicken Hero

I think chickens are just plain dumb. My mom has some goofy little chickens with funny feathers all over their heads. They look like they have sticky up hair dos. Anyway, they got out of their cage this mornin and was runnin all over the yard. My mom was chasin 'em and hollerin at 'em and they just was runnin from her. See! Dumb! So, mom caught them and put them in another pen and when I counted, there was one missin. Mom said it was prolly gone for good and just to not worry.

I decided to patrol the yard and make sure everthing was ok. I saw that bad little cat, Weagle and I went to see what he was doin. Guess what I found? Yep! That baby chicken! Weagle had been watching him, so I made him leave and I waited right there with him til my mom got over there. She was surprised that I found him and was keepin him safe for her. And she was surprised that Weagle didn't eat him!

So, I am the hero again today. I like bein the hero. I really need a cape!

I got more goats!

I got to tell ya'll about the new goats my mom and dad got. They are crazy! It is a boy, Pedro, and a girl, Bambi, and they are bigger than the little baby goat, Brother. My dad brought them in their pen to show 'em to Brother and I went in to make sure they didn't hurt him. Well, them crazy goats ran around and when I tried to make them go over to Brother, they just fell over like they was dead! I didn't touch 'em or nothin! They just got real stiff and *plunk* fell over. They got back up after a minute and ran some more. My mom and dad was laughing and I am glad they weren't mad at me, cause I thought I had broke 'em and I would be in big trouble. Mom said they are Faintin Goats and that they will do that when they are scared. I think that is just weird.

They got another little goat the other day too. She is a little girl named Burrito and she hops all over the pen like a bunny rabbit. And she hollers for them other goats.

Now we have 4 goats. Brother, Pedro, Bambi and Burrito. The other little baby girl goat died and went to heaven. Her name was Sister. We cried and cried, but now I am watchin them other ones to make sure nothin happens to them.

I gotta go and make the rounds and check on everbody.

Taz

My new babies

Ya'll ain't gonna believe what my Mom and Dad brought me. They went and got 2 little baby goats! They are so dang cute. Mom ain't named 'em yet, so I just call 'em babies.

This is me and the girl baby. She is real sweet. She lets me lick her ears. She is real little and drinks out of a bottle. It's kinda funny, though. The other day, I tasted that bottle and it was a little good and a lot gross. I think Mom ought to put some chocolate in there to make it taste better. I wonder if goats can eat chocolate. I can't cause it is bad for me.

This is me guardin' the baby boy. He is a little bit bigger and he is gettin' little horns on his head! They are all pointy and hurt when he punches me with his little head. He punched Kizzie right in her head and made her so mad. She didn't even speak to him all day! He drinks a bottle too.

You know what else? Them little babies eat grass and sticks! Evertime Mom and Dad take them to their pen, they go in there and eat whatever is growin. Mom said they are s'posed to do that, but I don't believe her. That is just weird.

I better go for now. Them babies are sleepin, so I need to take a nap while I have time. Ya never know when they are gonna wake up hollerin for a bottle.

Taz