Hey, it's me again. My mom says lots of people like my blog. Most of them even think I am handsome. Those are the smart people.
Today, I think I'll tell you about one of my favorite things to do. I love, love, love to ride in the car. I don't want my mom to go anywhere without me. I get in the car every time I can. Even if she is not going anywhere for a while and just leaves her window down. Sometimes we go to the bank and I get a bone. Sometimes we go to Taco Bell and I get a taco. Sometimes we go to Granny's and I get nothing. We go to Granny's a lot.
One time, my mom decided to leave me in the house all by myself while she went somewhere. (I think it might have been to pet another dog, even though she said she was going shopping!) Anyway, I watched her leave through the window and I wanted to go sooo bad! And I was scared to be by myself and it was Christmas time and I was afraid someone would sneak in and steal me. So, I thought about it and thought about it and decided to try something. I jumped up and right through her front window! But I couldn't find her after I got out, so I went to Granny's. That afternoon, when Dad got home, I found out they didn't like having all the fresh air in the house and that it was "BAD DOG!" to break windows. Me and Mom learned a good lesson. She doesn't leave me alone in her house when she leaves and I don't break windows.
One time, my mom decided to leave me in the house all by myself while she went somewhere. (I think it might have been to pet another dog, even though she said she was going shopping!) Anyway, I watched her leave through the window and I wanted to go sooo bad! And I was scared to be by myself and it was Christmas time and I was afraid someone would sneak in and steal me. So, I thought about it and thought about it and decided to try something. I jumped up and right through her front window! But I couldn't find her after I got out, so I went to Granny's. That afternoon, when Dad got home, I found out they didn't like having all the fresh air in the house and that it was "BAD DOG!" to break windows. Me and Mom learned a good lesson. She doesn't leave me alone in her house when she leaves and I don't break windows.
Speaking of lessons, I should tell you another important one to know. When you are riding in the car and the window is open, DON'T LEAN WAY OUT. One time on the way back from the bank, Mom had all the windows down and we were almost home. I was sticking my head way out and flapping in the breeze. I love it when the wind blows my ears and lips. Anyway, this time I was leaning out and it felt so good that I leaned out more. Then all of a sudden, I fell out the window!! Mom yelled for me and stopped real quick--good thing she wasn't going really fast. She hopped out of the car and looked at my legs and head and said that I wasn't hurt. Well, my pride was! I mean I am a dog! We aren't supposed to fall out car windows! It's like a rule, or maybe even a law or something! When I think about it now, I might have felt Lupa shove me a little. She can be mean like that. I know she was laughing at me cause I saw her!
Me and Mom learned another good lesson that day. I learned not to trust Lupa, and she learned not to roll the window all the way down and to hold onto my back leg. She's a good Mom.
Taz
2 comments:
Taz, you always get something when you come to Granny's. You eat up all Rudy and Kizzie's dog food and steal their bonies and then you hunt the cat food! And you sneak on Granny's bed when she's asleep!
I think you are just telling the things that make YOU look good and not the whole truth!
Granny
Hey Taz... Will you Please tell your Mama to update her own blog? I do think you looked mighty handsome with your head hanging out the window!
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