Hey everbody. Me and my mom ain't had much time lately to tell ya'll about my 'ventures. I ain't had a lot, but guess what?! I am on Facebook now! I got my own page and I play them games and stuff. I got almost more friends than my mom! And one of my friends is a pretty black dog named Bebe. She has big eyes that are the prettiest I have ever seen. She is my girlfriend! 'Cept I don't get to see her in real life, just on facebook.

I also have a new little brother. His name is Weagle, but they call him Little Puss. He is a mean little cat. He is all orange and he thinks he is a tiger. He gets away with everthing. He is a brat! But if I say anything bad to him, my mom gets on to me. He gets gooshy food, and pieces of mom and dad's food; he gets to sleep on the warm blankets and he gets to smack me. One night, I was layin there asleep beside my Dad when something woke me up. It was that stoopid little cat spattin my dangles! I guess he thought they were his toys or somethin. I told him to stop, but you know, he wouldn't! That just ain't right to spat a fellow's dangles while he is sleeping.

I gotta go for now. I think dad is goin to get us some chicken, so I have to go and make sure he goes the right way. See ya'll later!